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    Sung to the tune of the Candy Man by Sammy Davis Jr.


    Who can Terrorize Civilians, Sprinkle in a Jew....
    Abominate Religion with a virgin or two...
    The Taliban, The Taliban can...
    The Taliban can cause they're all mixed up and they hate you...

    Who can take a rainbow, wrap it in a veil,
    Hide it in the darkness and make it oh so frail,
    The Taliban, The Taliban can...
    The Taliban can cause they're all mixed up and they hate you...

    The Taliban Hates, everything it rates, pleasing it's own militia...
    Talk about childhood wishes, As long as America it squishes...

    Who can cause more more sorrow, Make others Scream...
    Separate Humanity by the Curan or so it would seem,
    The Taliban, The Taliban can...
    The Taliban can cause they're all mixed up and they hate you...

    The Taliban Hates, everything it rates, pleasing it's own militia...
    Talk about childhood wishes, As long as America it squishes...

    Who can cause more more sorrow, Make others Scream....
    Separate Humanity by the Curan or so it would seem,
    The Taliban, The Taliban can...
    The Taliban can cause they're all mixed up and they hate you...


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    Heheheee. Is there a parody/cover of that song yet?

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    There is now...hehehehe

    If a parody lies in the woods, and nobody hears it, does it make a song? eek

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    [This message has been edited by Alex (edited October 15, 2001).]

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    I made a slight revision in the third verse which then repeats at the end, and I added the opening.

    Sung to the tune of the Candy Man by Sammy Davis Jr.


    Hey Taliban......
    Hey Taliban......

    Oooooooohhh....it's the Taliban!!!!

    Who can Terrorize Civilians, Sprinkle in a Jew....
    Abominate Religion with a virgin or two...
    The Taliban, The Taliban can...
    The Taliban can cause they're all mixed up and they hate you...

    Who can take a rainbow, wrap it in a veil,
    Hide it in the darkness and make it oh so frail,
    The Taliban, The Taliban can...
    The Taliban can cause they're all mixed up and they hate you...

    The Taliban Hates, Whatever America makes, Pleasing it's own militia...
    Talk about childhood wishes, As long as America it squishes...

    Who can cause more more sorrow, Make others Scream...
    Separate Humanity by the Curan or so it would seem,
    The Taliban, The Taliban can...
    The Taliban can cause they're all mixed up and they hate you...

    The Taliban Hates, Whatever America makes, Pleasing it's own militia...
    Talk about childhood wishes, As long as America it squishes...

    Who can cause more more sorrow, Make others Scream....
    Separate Humanity by the Curan or so it would seem,
    The Taliban, The Taliban can...
    The Taliban can cause they're all mixed up and they hate you...

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    I think it's worth finding a Sammy D. Sound alike and recording it.

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    i likes sammy d....

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    Or dub over that musical interlude at the beginning of Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory.

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    I think the sickening-sweet visuals of the candy store employee tossing goodies to kids with real contempt for dental hygine would make for a good video. icon19

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Or dub over that musical interlude at the beginning of Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    damn, thats a great idea!
    (no matter how scary it is)


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    YARG! I'd pay good money to see & hear that revision! biggrin

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